Hear ye, hear ye! Gather round, humans ~ the squirrels have something to say.
We noticed she’s been trying very hard to figure out how to introduce us properly in the blog.
Apparently, readers are supposed to understand why random squirrels keep showing up in the middle of her thoughts.
So let’s clear this up before she overthinks it.
Whenever you see something like this:
(🐿️ “unsolicited opinions, helpful chaos, editorial squeaks) Inside parentheses
That’s us.
We pop in when she’s thinking too hard, when something funny happens, or when we feel like correcting her version of events.
She thinks she’s writing these blogs.
We prefer to think of it as a group project.
(🐿️ And group projects require snacks. This is known.)
(🐿️ Also, she’s terrible at staying on topic.)
Anyway, she was planning to write something thoughtful today about her book or something, but we weren’t really paying attention.
However, we may have… accidentally-on-purpose scattered her list across the room to see what would happen.
(🐿️I’m not proud, but I about giggled my tail off)
So instead, we’re busy planning a small adventure of our own.
Nothing Major.
Just some snacks.
A little mischief.
(🐿️ She’s not supposed to know yet.)
Full Committee Eruption
(🐿️Motion to pretend we didn’t say that!)
(🐿️ Seconded!)
(🐿️ Thirded!)
(🐿️ That’s not how voting works!)
So if the blogs occasionally seem a little chaotic, or if someone interrupts her serious thoughts with sarcasm…
That’s normal.
We’re supervising.
Carry on.
~🐿️ The Squirrel Committee ~